ANAGRAMS:
Presbyterian: best in prayer
Astronomer: moon starer
Desperation: a rope ends it
The eyes: they see
The morse code: here come dots
Slot machines: cash lost in me
Animosity: is no amity
Election results: lies - let's recount
Snooze alarms: alas! no more z's
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
The earthquakes: that queer shake
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one.
Alec
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5. One man to the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: ? We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: 6. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
(It only takes 1 crime novelist to change a light bulb but they have to give it a dramatic twist at the end).
Alec
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